Found this today in my news feeds. Truly inspirational. May we all aspire to reach the Thomas Kinkade in our minds.... Now. What do I file this under? Art? Culture? Or, perhaps Religion?
...A beautiful golden fire shines forth from the latticed cottage window. Someone is roasting marshmellows. Who could it be? Well if it isn't lucky old you and your handsome family! Meanwhile...
Mad Jack the Hatchet Man lurks in the misty red woodshed with his gleaming cleaver.
http://www.stephenesque.org/2004/11/the_thomas_kink.html